ha~that's a funny one!
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suddenly you guys make me think that
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cup of water i just finished then my girlfriend later put water in and drank it i was shocked who knows if she knew or tasted it didnt ask!

 

Worst place I cummed was up my nose! lol I did not do it on purpose I was using a cock ring for the first time... I also don't recommended it up the nose! Burns when you breath it in X.x lol

 

I have cum in glasses. Upon ladies various body parts. In a stairwell. And once on the cushions of a couch at a friends house.

So what about Krissy? Certainly you have a few stories of your own to share.

 

Oh! I can't remember the fat blokes name....but damn what a cracking set of pussy lips :excited:

 

I found out a few months after but for 6 months nearly every night my room mate would come into my bedroom while I was sleeping and blow a load int hair. I always wondered what the smell was when I used my hair straightener

 

On a mirror. Just wanted to see myself cum. Also K sometimes wants me to pull out and jerk off directly on her clit. She then rubs it in until she cums.

 

Well I guess that I must be a total perv as I like to masturbate in public. I get off on people watching/catching me.
One time I did it was when on the bus. There was a really pretty girl on the bus, looked like she was a bit drunk, and was falling in and out of sleep. She was wearing a very short skirt and a very low cut top which gave me a good look at her breasts.

I began pumping my cock through my trousers (was not wearing underwear) and got hard within seconds as I stared at this very sexy looking girl. Suddenly she opened her eyes and saw what I was doing but she just smiled. I continued jerking off with her watching me. Lots of pre-cum spewed from my cock and I wasn't far from reaching climax. The bus stopped and I heard some people get on the bus downstairs (I was on a double decker) and two middle aged,but attractive women came upstairs and sat near me. This made me even more excited and I continued pulling on my cock which was by now hard and huge, showing very clearly through my trousers. The two women were staring at me. They looked disgusted and one of them said to me, " Will you stop doing that you pervert? I will tell the bus driver and phone the police if you don't stop! There could of been children on this bus for God's sake! (there wasn't).

I just laughed, and of course this just got me more excited. I rubbed my cock furiously and came so hard that my body began to jerk and I made sure to make plenty of noise as I came, just to make the two women more disgusted with me. My cum soaked the crotch of my trousers and when I stood up to get off the bus it began to slowly run down my legs. I waved goodbye to the offended two ladies and to the young girl and made my way home.

I will be telling another one of my experiences soon.

 

oh you sweet naughty pervs you~every one!

well jim~if you're still with her, i dare ya to tell her bout it now, and tell us the details. :excited::-E
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wow, i bet that stung were that soda! haha. sorry.
so do tell~have ya mastered the ring now?

who me?? :excited:

interesting, and yet troubling at the same time! lol :excited:

freakinfuckballs!!! do tell kw89~ how'd you react to that when you found out?

sweeeeeet!!! good sharing there! :excited:

flat out KIIINNNNNKKKEEEEEEYYYYY!!!! good for you! :excited:

enjoying all these posts so much!
only one thing to say...

MORE!!!!
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~please! :rose::excited:
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In a jar of strawberry jam... Mixed it, put it back in the fridge and ate it the following days on my bread. I'm the only one in the house who eats jam.

 

I like to blow my load out in the woods. Jerking off is a great way to warm up when hunting and it doesn't matter where it lands. No clean up

 

whew~sweetjizzes!

BUMP!

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more more more!!!!!!!!!!!

another shameless
BUMP!

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well, i for one...
REALLY WANNA KNOW!
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Last night when I was laying in bed, I tried that thing where you let go of your dick right before cumming, so not to get turned off immediately. I came three times on my stomach and rubbed it in and slept that way. When I woke up this morning almost all of the cum (and there was a lot) had apparently been absorbed by my body. Or wait... *checks sheets* nope, I don't see any stains there.

 

i cum in the glass of my girlfriend on a party

 

the mind reels....

or maybe...the tiny jizz fairies visited you overnight invercio!!:excited:
i hear they thrive on the stuff! ha! i have it pictured already...

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and deo~ did your girlfriend know you mixed that special drink at the party?
and was it a margarita maybe??
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ya'll some kinkyassbastards, that's all i know!
oh! an i love ya for it!
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At about 16 I took a cross country driving trip and jerked off in every rest area I stopped in. Tried to cum in a place that was visible but you didn't have to touch like the top of tp dispenser or the back of a stall door. After three days I nearly dried up and squirting the runniest cum I have seen come out of me. My dick was in a.constant state.of soreness but I just kept going. It felt better while jerking off but got more sore with each round. Got bad enough I would hide in the back of the van (big conversion van) under a blanket.and basically edge until the next rest stop. About 3.5 hours between each stop.

 

I'm not quite as public or as cum-in-people's-drinks as some of you, but I've cum more than once in some forest or secluded outdoor area. I sometimes like to either point my cock straight up or just let it go when I cum and see where it will fly, and a few times I've actually shot it over my head and had it land a few feet behind me.

 

jizzesman!
i mean, REALLY!
like REALLY, really!

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ooh cum in flight...
mesmerizing subject to me, ha.
big secret there, huh?


found a lil goodmornin pic for youpervs...
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This thread is SICK!....

but also VERY FUNNY!

I have managed to cum in some interesting places but probably the most daring was in the back seat of my then-bf's dad's car. Neither his parents nor mine knew that we were in a relationship at that point

We had not been together long and could not keep our hands off one another. We were going on a day-trip somewhere involving a good couple of hours driving and he was as horny as I was. Messing about on the back seat got us both hard and I managed to get his cock out and wank it while he did mine. I had to fake a coughing fit when I came! There was loads of it, and some dribbled onto the seat which was covered in cloth. Until the day the car was sold, about three years later, there was a stain there that his dad could never work out what it was or how it got there!