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  1. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Filing this more for my wife:

    she’s been invited to two “sprinkles” that’s what they call a baby gender reveal shower. Sort of a newer thing. Didn’t have these when my kids were coming into the world.

    It may be okay for a couple having their first kid. But these 2 parties, are for couples who already have kids and are pretty well to do. And to top it off, both set of couples already know and told everyone their babies’ gender.

    So how lame is that? Sounds like a desperate attempt to to suck up some more gifts.
     
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    2. Aqua Marine
      I think they were just starting to become a thing when I was pregnant with my kids, who are now 11 and 13. I was "Team Green," which meant we didn't find out the gender ahead of time, so it wasn't something we thought of doing.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 14, 2023
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    3. Cherrypop
      I think gender reveal parties are lame. Like, people will do anything nowadays for gifts. Did you see the video where the mom found out she was having another girl and trashed her own party in a fit of rage? Classy lol
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 18, 2023
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    4. Aqua Marine
      No! How horrible! And that's now on the internet forever for her daughter to possibly someday see.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 18, 2023
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    5. Cherrypop
      Right? How must that make her young daughter feel? :(

      I think adoption parties should be a thing! To celebrate the new family and show the newly adopted child how treasured they are and how happy everyone is to welcome them to the family. That’s a party I could get behind!

      oh and pet adoptions too! And everyone can bring toys and accessories for the new pet and have a great time lol
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 18, 2023
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    6. Aqua Marine
      My husband used to work for Trek. They had peternaty leave!
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 18, 2023
  2. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I want to open my windows but it’s too smoky outside :(
     
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    1. Aqua Marine
      Still burning up there? We've even had air quality warnings here from the Canadian fires.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 14, 2023
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    2. Mature Sexer
      I am not that far away from the fires, and we had the worst air quality anywhere. The smoke has drifted west and we have had some rain, so all is good now. Hope Canada gets the rain it needs for the fires.
       
      Mature Sexer, Jun 14, 2023
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    3. Cherrypop
      Yes we had a poor air quality alert on Tuesday. It was gross outside but it’s all better now. I guess New York had it pretty bad too.
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 18, 2023
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  3. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    My husband and kids not answering their fucking phones. I don't like talking on the phone, so if I call you it's important.
     
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  4. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    Memes that would be super funny if not for the glaring grammar and/or spelling errors.
     
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    1. Barry D
      Piss poor spelling and grammar take all of the fun out of something that's supposed to be funny....
       
      Barry D, Jun 15, 2023
    2. deegenerate
      I never want to use those no matter how funny they are, so people won't think I'm the dummy that made them. lol
       
      deegenerate, Jun 16, 2023
  5. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    My cardiologist is leaving the practice, so I have to find a new one. :(
     
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    1. Barry D
      Having to break in a new Doc always sucks!!!! Fortunately for me, my Doc is younger than I am and I'll surely be dead by the time he retires....
       
      Barry D, Jun 15, 2023
    2. Aqua Marine
      :(
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 18, 2023
  6. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    When people in a Games thread fuck up and you let them know (if they have time left) that they can edit, or you just skip them and play off the last correct entry - and they get their shit in an uproar and say 'It's just a game in a porn forum.'

    Firstly, Games is not a porn forum, even though you can copy in dirty pictures when you play.
    Secondly, even if it's 'just a game', it has rules. Do you think I would let someone get away with 'PXZR' while playing Scrabble at home?
     
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  7. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    Here a 'sprinkle' is like a small baby shower for a mom who's alrady had kids. It has nothing to do with gender reveal.
     
  8. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    When I order makeup online and they send me free perfume samples even though I’m allergic to scent, and then one breaks in the box and everything reeks for days.
     
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    1. Aqua Marine
      That would piss me off! I'm really sensitive to scents.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 19, 2023
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      Ugh it was so gross! And people pay money to smell like that lol. Perfume scents make me feel nauseous and dizzy and I get wicked headaches.
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 19, 2023
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    3. Aqua Marine
      Me too.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 20, 2023
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    4. Aqua Marine
      When I was in college I was going to a Dave Matthews Band concert a few hours away, so I posted on the ride share board. (People would help with gas to ride along.) This girl got in my car and REEKED of patchouli. My car smelled like it for weeks after. It was horrible.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 22, 2023
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    5. Cherrypop
      Nothing is worse than being trapped in a small space with someone who’s wearing heavy perfume. I once walked into an elevator and it smelled so much of cheap perfume that I actually just walked backwards out of the elevator again lol.
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 23, 2023
  9. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    People calling me on my cell phone and they have nothing to say. I hate talking on the phone so if you call get it out fast because at 5 min mark I'm hanging up.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      I feel the same way, but I need to work on developing that hanging up skill. lol
       
      deegenerate, Jun 19, 2023
    2. Aqua Marine
      I hear you!
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 19, 2023
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    3. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      I had a friend teach me the perfect way. He asked: “Know what my favorite hang up is?” As I was asking “No, what?” He hung up.
       
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  10. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    I don't like the way Menards treats their employees, so I don't shop there. But today, after looking at 3 stores and not finding what I needed, I had to go to Menards and of course they had what I was looking for. Stupid My Nards.
     
  11. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

    WantSumCandyLittleGirl Candyman

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    When doctors don’t visit with their patient and family after a procedure to give them updates.
     
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  12. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

    WantSumCandyLittleGirl Candyman

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    When my phone doesn’t update correctly and I end up double posting, so I have to “edit” the duplicate. :joyful:
     
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    1. Aqua Marine
      Do you have an Android? Because mine's been doing that a lot lately, and I just updated, too.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 22, 2023
    2. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      I meant updating the forum. Not the phone.
       
  13. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    The idea that my boobs aren't big enough for a proper "titty fuck" (I hate that term) but my mouth fits around it just fine. :biggrin:
     
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      It's not considered vulgar in the UK.
      Like calling someone a cunt. In most English speaking countries it doesn't mean a vulgar term for a woman's vagina. It's like calling someone an asshole or dickhead in the US.
      Also, fanny is not the same in the US as it is other places. In the US, it's a person's (usually a woman) buttocks, butt cheeks, buns, (bum). In the rest of the English speaking world, it means a woman's vagina. So when you say you'd like to smack her fanny, know who you're talking to.
       
      speakeasy, Jun 22, 2023
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      See, we all speak English, its just that the rest of you don't speak "proper" english:p

      No matter.
      We hear you just fine!
       
      shootersa, Jun 22, 2023
  14. jameswinston5432

    jameswinston5432 Porn Star

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    When autocorrect messes up there, there, and there
     
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      Well said
       
      jameswinston5432, Jun 22, 2023
    3. Jack Mine
      It annoys me that I can’t blame autocorrect for messing up the spelling of their, they’re, and there anymore. I’ve been using that blame card since 2009
       
      Jack Mine, Jun 26, 2023
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  15. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Lost electric this morning for a couple of hours. When I was a kid I wouldn't have even noticed.
    The house we bought in 1967 still had a working outhouse in the backyard. The lady we bought from, was maybe 75 at the time, she first had indoor plumbing in 1961...meaning she was damn near 70 before she has an indoor bathroom.
     
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      The neighborhood our old house was in, would lose power just about any time it rained.
      We were on a well, so if the power went out, the only water we had was what was in the pressure tank in the crawlspace.
      We bought a rain barrel for one of our downspouts. We could use that water to flush the toilet and boil it if we needed it for other purposes.
      Ladies, you don't know soft hair until you've washed it in rain water.
       
      speakeasy, Jun 22, 2023
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    2. Dearelliot
      Same re well here. Lose electric lose your bathroom...many/most here have Natural gas generators...we do not. At my age Its a little late for that investment.
       
      Dearelliot, Jun 23, 2023
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  16. stevem

    stevem Porn Star

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    My in-laws!!
     
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  17. luv2be.evil420

    luv2be.evil420 Mighty Evil One

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    People who leave shopping carts all over the parking lot instead of putting them away! If my broken, big ass can manage it so can you!!!
     
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    1. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      If nothing else, place it in the Cart Corral.
       
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    2. luv2be.evil420
      Indeed :D
       
      luv2be.evil420, Jun 24, 2023
    3. Dearelliot
      BTW those damned things are expensive! I did know but forgot what they are worth today. I make sure I park them so they aren't in anyone's way but I won't bother walking them back. I'm lucky if my legs make it back and forth into the store.
       
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    4. Jack Mine
      Funny you should say this. Yesterday I went shopping and I usually do a pretty big shopping. The thing about it is I always end up bagging my groceries, unless I wait for the old lady ringing the register to do it, which I don’t.

      Baggers will walk away and go to a different checkout line when they see my shopping cart. So yesterday after I loaded my car with my groceries I said fuck this, I left my shopping cart right there. Never did it before, but if I bag my own groceries they can bring back my shopping cart back
       
      Jack Mine, Jun 26, 2023
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    5. luv2be.evil420
      @Jack Mine Well, at least you traded with them...that's something :D
       
      luv2be.evil420, Jun 29, 2023
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  18. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Multi Posts of the same topic.
     
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      Multi posts or multi threads? No need to reply, just Jack being Jack my friend ;)
       
      Jack Mine, Jun 26, 2023
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  19. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Getting to the airport parking lot, only to discover that my car key fob was missing, so I couldn't leave it with the parking attendant.
    I obviously drove the car there, so I know I had to have to fob to start it. So where did I manage to lose it? Ugh!
     
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    1. Dearelliot
      Lost mine 3 months ago, and have been using Reni's..We gave up two cars a couple years ago...it just sat there...anyway..I am reluctant to spend the $300 or $400 to replace.
      I had my name address on mine when I lost it..,.hoping...but nope
       
      Dearelliot, Jun 26, 2023
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  20. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Walmart has one of those key cutting machines.
    It does electronic keys and key fobs.
    A key for our 10 year old camry through the dealer is about $275.
    The machine says $75.
    Not sure how it gets programmed, but apparently it gets the job done.
     
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