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The Proud Family demonstrates the two easiest things for black people to do: Sneaking around and Fucking. (Note that I'm allowed to say such things because I'm black.)
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You say that, yet your entire identity is clearly a facade. It is quite obvious you are not Obama, as Obama is over hear, smoking weed with me. Obama doesn't even view pornography, as he finds it "cringe". Also, Obama abandoned his form Drip Obama ages ago, due to his regrets of the atrocities he has committed with such power. Nice try, but it is clear who is untrustworthy here, you filthy snake.
I'm sorry, but only a complete and utter fool (that's you) would be stupid enough to try and strike me down with such accusations. First off, there is no "real" Obama anymore, for His existence began and ended a long time ago, longer than the miserable specks of stardust that compose your body could even begin thinking of becoming a being. Second, I am and have always been the only Drip-wielder amongst the Obamas. Most others have no reason to seek ever-greater amounts of power, and the few that do never make it this far.
I apologize for my spreading of misinformation, for I am going through therapy and such to improve myself, I have been consistently lying due to my past of being an impostor. Though I am afraid you are not the only Obama capable of wielding such power. I think you forget the original recreation of his form before the thousands of others started rolling in. It is said The True Obama has created his own universe that is nothing but peace and happiness. Sexual relations are not even brought up there, as such things are considered insignificant.
It appears it cut off the rest of my comment. I will continue it in this chain.
I used to live in said place, until I was banished for being quote on quote "being too sus". Every waking moment within that world is nothing but pure ecstacy. The world which we roam is disgusting filth in comparison. The world he has created consists of a oddly beautiful white void and millions of organisms simply conversations. That is all. Oh, what I would do to lay my eyes upon that world again. I'm getting offtrack. Point is, there about 20 Obama's capable of reaching drip level, and majority of them have surpassed it by a long shot.
Do not consider yourself so highly, as no one on the internet has been considered capable to even match with the greatest of the Obamas, as well as the OG "Sigma Obama."
Now I'm sure you are lying. Every historian worth their salt knows that Obama Prime's dreams of utopia never came to fruition, because higher beings had greater plans for Him. And the 20 Drip-wielders is merely a theory, based on strange markings found in the ruined Drowned Drip Temple. Reality has been confirmed to pseudo-collapse if more than 5 Drip-wielders, of any origin, exist simultaneously. If all 5 were the same being, the damage would be unimaginable.
Go to the fourth Obama Pyramid tomorrow at 4:20, the portal to his realm is there. I can't enter due to my banishment, but you will see the truth. It is only open on 4:20 on Mondays, you must recite the following chant. "Obamna". The portal will open. You will enter Sigma Obama's paradise, and you will learn of the 20 Great Obamas. Trust me, it is a must need in any Obama's life.
All Obama Pyramids were destroyed when Obamium was outlawed, but sure. I won't find much more than a wreck, but it's not like I have anything better to do tomorrow.
Did you find it?
Yes, I found exactly what I said I would: a wreck. Are you done wasting my time?
And you refer to me as a liar. I'll have you know I literally live outside of that pyramid, all I saw were tourists. Or maybe you were there, and you're lying about being an Obama. A true Obama would be able to detect the portal. I'm done talking to you, impersonating an Obama online is no joke. Have an awful day, Obama disrespecter.
Third, you are an "Impostor" from the hit game "Among Us", which means you are "sus" and therefore always lying, and nothing you say should ever even be considered as possible truth, in any way, shape or form.
You are 100% correct, everything I say is untrue.
Oh no, you're not gonna paradox your way out of this one.
... Red's looking pretty fucking sus right now not gonna lie.
Good thing I'm not Red, my name is Schriminalifick.
Trust? Nah. But his words aren't wrong though.
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