Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along! Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there, you and me, we shouldn't be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants!
I am so lonely. All the other Vikings are scared of me. Noone talks to me. Noone wants to be my friend-- They think I am unstable. They send me from village to village committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Raider. I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and noone sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entirety of Heathmore would care. Take it to your grave.
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and you're delusional.
I LOVE THIS GJ ITS MEGA FUNNY AND CREATIVE :D
WE GOT DRAGON TIDDIES
Why is this on a porn website? I saw a grand total of three nipples, all concentrated at the end, and no other nudity or sex whatsoever.
1% porn 99% bullshit
So apparently you can't buy alcohol until 11:30 on a Sunday which is news to me; safe to say:
Hey you... finally awake?
You were trying to cross the boarder, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along! Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there, you and me, we shouldn't be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants!
We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.
Fr tho
I am so lonely. All the other Vikings are scared of me. Noone talks to me. Noone wants to be my friend-- They think I am unstable. They send me from village to village committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Raider. I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and noone sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entirety of Heathmore would care. Take it to your grave.
Still haven't watched season 3 yet
Did no one notice the terminator refrence?
How about JoJo and Elden Ring.
Nice commic dude👍
no sex for 61 pages this is absolute cinema
THINK MARK THINK
Page 15 - jojo reference
Page 43 - invincible reference
WOOOOH! Dragon boobs at the end. WOOOOH
Dragon kind reminds me of toreil from undertale
I can't beat to ts, its too funny 😭
MINECRAFT MENTIONED🔥
Hey, God, did Kurt Cobain make it to heaven?
uhhh.....
:(
wait hold on now, lemme check...
Well?
holy shit that was fast. he did spray paint god is gay on a car so....
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