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DATA EXPUNGED's picture
Joined: 25/05/2020

aaand this is why im not Christian ( never mind all the new worshiping the devil as the new lord bull shit )

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Wym the new worshipping the devil as the new lord

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I heard this second hand, but apparently some churches are worshiping Lucifer as if he were Jesus or something. Idk the full story but it's interesting to say the least.
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Actually jesus refers to himsef as lucifer in the bible. He denounces yaweh (god) saying he is unjust and cruel. Yaweh isn't the only god in the bible either. So worship whatever you want I'm gonna just stay a satanist and correct christians on their own religion. 
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Joined: 31/12/2019

Give in, succumb to your most profound, carnal pleasures and submit yourself to me, to do my bidding, for only those who reject their gods and accept true satisfaction shall be granted an eternity of joy, pleasure, fulfillment and the execution of your every sexual desire

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I'll gladly do it

 

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Nah I'm good

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yeah me too

 

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Darn

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remember the emperor!!!!!                            (yes this is an elder scrolls:oblivion reference)

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FOR THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND,

BURN THE WITCH

KILL THE HERETIC

PURGE THE UNCLEAN

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

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BY THE BLOOD OF SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR !!!

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Isn't she supposed to stay a virgin

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Yes, but porn artists know nothing about religion.

 

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Látom

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Anyone notice the God's name sounds like Negash?

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Slannesh approved

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Derpixion continues to be the national treasure of porn

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I approve of this girls faith

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before this video i was [MADE IN HEAVEN] but now im on the [HIGHWAY TO HELL]

 

(yes this is a jojo reference)

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my Jojo? brother

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Joined: 26/07/2020

Hey hey hey, 

It's the Test of Faith.

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Joined: 27/07/2020

I approve

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lol wtf usopp

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Joined: 27/07/2020

I assume that you call yourself a, "Servant of God"? You're giving all of yourself to achieve what the gods desire for a perfect maiden? You seek enlightenment from the lord? Ha, how lost are you? You seek to enlighten yourself with the wisdom of the lord yet you practice such vile, sickening and nasty acts? In my goal to achieve heaven, I've seen enemies of the lord, spawn of satans, and the Joestar Bloodline, who the lord find more forgivable than your church. Now young maiden, Do you believe in gravity? I'll tell you the story of god himself, reincarnation of jesus christ, that goes by the name of Dio, and how he enlightened my path and my arse.

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why you on the porn site pucci?? WHY ARE YOU ON THE PORN SITE LORD PUCCI???

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A human who sold some poison to DIO when he was just in his early 20s to kill his adoptive father, George Joestar, Jonathan's father. This human, who DIO would later turn into a zombie, stated himself that his face and the three moles on DIO's left ear showed that he had what Wang Chan called "the devils own luck". So perhaps this 123-year-old vampire who ploughed your anus isn't so heavenly after all and rather, a spawn of Satan himself. Also, Jotaro Kujo, the killer of DIO, set out to kill him in order to save his mother's life who would have died thanks to DIO and his stand, The World's mere existence.

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dio literally raped u

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Dio fucked you

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Guess Church is not that bad after all. 

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