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Vortiger the black prior - Harbinger of the order of Horkos's picture
Joined: 10/02/2021

go back to being a corpse rotting in the ground 

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Dude it's the president be nice

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Was*

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didnt even read it, came here for the comments

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This is fucked 

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Well if Jenny is turning 18, and Dr. Wakemean has decided to let XJ-9 (Jenny) to go Autonomous, (Free will), doesn't that violate Assimob's 3 Laws for Robotics?

Assimov's 3 Laws of Robotics are as follows:

 

Law  1: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

Law 2: A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

Law 3: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.[

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how much time did you spend on this comment?

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i feel like we can all agree this person hasn’t ever had sex or seen anyone have sex, like who the fuck gets their skull crushed while doing oral bro

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You never seen the cartoon. If you did you would know that her mother never put those rules in her code.

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Bro, you actually wrote this.

 

I actually want you to think about what you've done with your life.

Also fuck the three laws of robotics, they would stifle humanities technological advancement, we have no reason to follow them.

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Considering that there won't BE a humanity without them, the rules stay.

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"OH NO! A Toaster Killed My Brother!"
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I could make an Brotherhood of Steel of joke.. very easily. 

But you might join the Railroad liberating vending mashines.

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Joined: 30/12/2020

Not bad, but there was an uneasy feeling... Wonder what it is...

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Joined: 17/12/2019

Same

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Joined: 02/02/2020

the arts decent, but the realism in wakeman's face is a bit of a turn off for me

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Joined: 22/01/2021

That I what I was thinking.

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this is illegal on so many levels

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The missile knows where it is beacuse it knows where it isn't.

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out of everything I expected to see today this was not one of them

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Trash comic.

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This is fine, she's an adult

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Poi oombu da

 

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I was looking for the linus tech tips joke but guess I'll make it

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Amazing

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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

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First comment lez go

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You sure about that buddy???

Becuase it seems to differ

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I like this

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Nice

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